July 29, 2012
I have pretty much no opinion about Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson, except for the fact that I think it’s kind of cool/hilarious that she has the balls to cheat on one of the most desirable men in Hollywood while simultaneously shattering this Twilight image of sex, love, and purity held by misinformed tweens everywhere.
I just want to see more Kristen Stewart photo essays like this Us Weekly one dedicated on her birthday(!!!!) to her grumpiest faces (a.k.a. what she looks like always). I think all celeb spotlights should be like this, because I don’t care whose cum she’s guzzling this week, and I don’t think the media should indulge those readers who do.
Suggested Us Weekly followup photo essay: Kristen Stewart’s best lazy eyes. Suggested photo caption: “Having a wander-ful time on the red carpet.”
July 27, 2012
Why yes, I am spending my work day on Youtube. What of it?
July 27, 2012
I’m actually jealous because I have no style.
July 25, 2012
I was promoted to Yelp Senior Editor a couple of weeks ago, in part because I’m good at giving creative direction:
If you’re curious, this is the cat Eve ended up using. Flickr Creative Commons does not have any good Sherlock animals for some reason. I mean, he looks like he could give you the 4-1-1 on something…?
July 24, 2012
Quoted: my boss, during an intense team discussion about dolphin rape.
Wiki’s answer: “Not together, stupid.”
The more you know!
July 10, 2012
…followed by a series of full body shots taken in what looks to be a public restroom. My friend’s Spanish boyfriend decoded the messages for me:
“pero dalacasualidad ketodabia notekiero y amor delejos es amor dependejos”
But coincidentally I still don’t love you and long distance relationships are foolish.
“no porke boi andar ocupada”
Why would I be busy?
Fascinating, and while I still don’t know what it all means or why she’s contacting me, I really hope it means I’m somebody’s standard fake number!
July 8, 2012
Nate’s family has an annual camping trip I’ve been tagging along to for the past few years. It’s really fun; we eat well, drink wine all night and do blown up, NYT crosswords together in the morning while drinking campfire coffee that’s chewy with grounds. I say I’m bad at it because this year I neglected to take a single picture, spent a good portion of the trip hiding with my laptop to write, and have a horrible sunburn on the right side of my body from the car ride home. But, I don’t have to be really good at it because Nate is good enough at it for the both of us (he knows how to put up the tent, make really tasty scrambles over a fire, and all the other important stuff).
July 2, 2012
I really need someone to bring me some Doritos though.