“God, I’m so boring.”
“Why would anyone read this?”
“This is terrible.”
“Writing is hard.”
“I hate this.”
“I’m going to play Spider Solitaire on my phone.”
“I feel bad that I’m playing Spider Solitaire on my phone instead of writing.”
“Think. Think think think.”
“I hate this.”
“Ooh, I thought of something.”
“Writing is fun!”
“This is pretty good. I’m kind of funny.”
“I’ve hit a wall.”
“I am so boring.”
Repeat ad infinitum.
