Archive for November, 2012

November 30, 2012




Nope, not too early! See you in one hour, bottle of editor-only whiskey Vivek hides in his desk.

November 26, 2012

A title for my future memoir, perhaps.

A couple of my coworkers and I have been working on a presentation (due EOD today) for literally three weeks and this is all we have:

Title by me, subtitle by Vivek Srivastava. Good work, team.

November 20, 2012

Don’t ask me any questions about anything ever.

I don’t have the answer to anything. Secret’s out. (Was it ever in? Can a secret even be “in”? I don’t know anything about that either.)

November 16, 2012

Reason To Be Depressed No.1: It’s Raining

I’d groan too, but it’s too cold and my coffee burned my tongue. Let’s all go home.

November 14, 2012

Ray Kurzweil is speaking at Yelp tomorrow and Team Edits LITERALLY does not know what to expect.

What if?!?!?!?!

November 12, 2012

Puns are not the highest form of humor.

I just can’t today, guys. I’m sorry.

November 7, 2012

“As long as you buy it, you don’t have to read it.”

^^^ kinda sorta how I secretly feel sometimes shhhh

Now that the elections are over and we’re allowed to be totally self-centered on social media again, I feel comfortable posting hints as to what’s on my Christmas wish-list. Item number one: Pot Psychology’s How to Be.