Watching Ghost World last night led me to e-stalking the minor characters, which led me to discover some super weird/hilarious photo captions on Dave Sheridan’s IMDB page.
I don’t understand why so many women need occasions like Halloween to justify dressing like a slut. I prefer to let my ass hang out in the summertime, when it’s less cold and less expected.
My coworker Roy was telling me a story about his neighbor who lives across the alleyway. Roy’s neighbor texted him to come to the window that is adjacent to his window. When he did, he saw his neighbor standing on a chair, holding a freshly caught salmon so big it was longer than the window’s frame. Roy is invited to help him eat it for dinner tonight.
Unless your name is Alexis Monson.
Maybe? But Google says it’s a Mia Hamm Weeble Wobble:
Looks like we’re both wrong. Thank god for the internet.
You take a screenshot of an ice cream sandwich food truck menu that’s being featured in an Orange County Weekly Yelp, stare at it all day while getting legitimately, dog-kicking angry that you’re not eating any of the sandwiches at this very moment.