Hi, Kat!

I like Kat for a lot of reasons, one of those reasons being she reads my blog without my prompting! Thanks, Kat!!

Hello, I am up and at ’em at 4:30am for no reason.

Good morning!

A good, hearty laugh.

My coworker Roy was telling me a story about his neighbor who lives across the alleyway. Roy’s neighbor texted him to come to the window that is adjacent to his window. When he did, he saw his neighbor standing on a chair, holding a freshly caught salmon so big it was longer than the window’s frame. Roy is invited to help him eat it for dinner tonight.

I was laughing at the absurdity of this, as well as this video he showed me of a cat reciting existential poetry in French.

Oh boy.

THANKS, BABE.

This is how I sext…

Try not to get too turned on or anything.