Inner monologue while writing

“God, I’m so boring.”

“Why would anyone read this?”

“This is terrible.”

“Writing is hard.”

“I hate this.”

“I’m going to play Spider Solitaire on my phone.”

“I feel bad that I’m playing Spider Solitaire on my phone instead of writing.”

“Think. Think think think.”

“I hate this.”

“Ooh, I thought of something.”

“Writing is fun!”

“This is pretty good. I’m kind of funny.”

“I’ve hit a wall.”

“I am so boring.”

Repeat ad infinitum.

Things I hate that everyone else loves.

Lost
going to bars
olives
being nostalgic

EDIT – MAY 24
Nate is all like, “You love going to bars! You’re a liar!” This is true. But I really believed I hated all bars everywhere at the time! I just don’t know, you guys.

Things I need to do to feel like someone who has it together.

(working list)
– make a gyno appointment
– make a dentist appointment
– go to Saturday morning yoga with Alexis
– clean the bathroom

I’m probably only going to do two of these things this week, tops.