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March 7, 2012

Word Of The Day: Rutilant

rutilant
ROOT-l-uhnt, adjective;
1. Glowing or glittering with ruddy or golden light.

The first sip of apple cider vinegar tea makes your throat close up like an acerbic bite to your uvula. Add one teaspoon of vinegar, rutilant in the glow of your laptop, to eight ounces of water. This tincture is supposed to cleanse your body of toxins. Do not drink apple cider vinegar tea in the morning while answering work emails if you have a problem with pooping at top volumes in your office’s bathroom come lunchtime.